Oh you sputum so divine
Sweet sputum so divine
I have loved you from the start
Your strange consistency
It always gets to me
I see you as a work of art

Each new colorful release
Is an instant masterpiece
And then you bond with a piece
Of my heart
I just hope you realize
Each time I nebulize
I do it solely for you
My darling my love is true

You are what I always seek
Thirty-six hours a week
You are so truly unique
My sweetheart
If somebody’s cough is dry
And you’re in short supply
It causes me so much pain
‘Til I can see you again

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