STUCK ON YOU

 

Based on “Stuck On You” written by Aaron Schroeder and J. Leslie McFarland
PARODY LYRICS WRITTEN BY FRED CORRION

 

You can shake a goober off a bronchial tree
Shake-a shake snot but you’ll never shake me
Uh uh uh no siree uh uh
I’m gonna stick like spew
Stick because I’m
Stuck on you 

Gonna run my catheter through your long dark nares
Stick to you tighter than super glue
Uh uh uh no siree uh uh
I’m gonna stick like spew
Stick because I’m
Stuck on you 

Hide in the bronchus ya sputum ball
Ain’t gonna do you no good at all
‘Cause once I catch you and the sticking starts
A team of ICU nurses couldn’t tear us apart 

Try to take a sample from deep inside
Suction what we need to keep you alive
Uh uh uh yes siree uh uh
I’m gonna stick like spew
Stick because I’m
Stuck on you

 

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