SPUTUM BALLS (#1)

 

Based on “Jingle Bells” written by James Pierpont
 
Not too long ago
I overheard a nurse say
When a nose gets blown
She will run away
Mucus ain’t her thing
It gives her a fright
So now’s a perfect time to sing
My song with great delight

Sputum balls sputum balls red and green and gray
Oh what fun it is that I get to see them every day
Sputum balls sputum balls red and green and gray
Oh what fun it is that I get to see them every day

A day or two ago
I was beaming with pride
When my patient coughed up
One from deep down inside
I quickly showed the nurse
The volume that we got
When much to my amusement she
Fainted right on the spot

Sputum balls sputum balls red and green and gray
Oh what fun it is that I get to see them every day
Sputum balls sputum balls red and green and gray
Oh what fun it is that I get to see them every day
 

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