RALPH THE ELF

 

Written by Dave Howard and Greg Wray

 

Right away you knew that Ralph was different
He wasn’t like any other elf
And we think that it is safe to tell you
Ralph was in a class all by himself 

All the other elves would wear a green suit
Ralph would wear a suit that was bright red
Most his friends were clean-shaven with short hair
Long hair and a beard sprung from Ralph’s head 

But Ralph was the kind of guy that was everybody’s friend
And he didn’t mind the fact that every now and then
They’d call him Ralph the weirdo elf  

When the elves weren’t working in the toyshop
They would be working deep underground
There were many mines up at the North Pole
Where the things for making toys were found 

Ralph always worked apart from the others
He just felt more comfortable that way
But of all the elves he worked the hardest

Helping to put things in Santa’s sleigh 

But Ralph was the kind of guy that was everybody’s friend
And he didn’t mind the fact that every now and then

They’d call him Ralph the zero elf  

Then one day there happened something dreadful
That would change the North Pole for all time
Without warning there was an explosion
When the elves were all down in the mines 

Quick as a flash Ralph sprung into action
Straining hard to hold the ceiling high
He didn’t move ‘til everyone got out
Then he smiled and told his friends goodbye 

So like the man whose birthday
We celebrate each year
He sacrificed himself to save them all
He was the only person
To put aside his fear
And answer that heroic final call 

Now things at the North Pole are quite different
Santa grew a beard and changed his clothes
As a tribute their fallen comrade
And he makes sure everybody knows 

The tale of the brave elf
That died to save his friends
He tells the story every single year

And after he is finished
The elves all lead a cheer
For the man they all that they all know as
Ralph the hero elf

 

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