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Just about an hour ago I set
out on my shift
Seeking to cure some wheezing
Maybe check a couple of NIFs
Things were quiet but then nursing paged
I guess you know the tune
Oh Lord I’m stuck in PEDS again
Went down for a quick neb I’ll
be lucky if I ever go
I was just passing through
Now it’s been seven hours or more
Ran out of Xop and Epi
Looks like they took my Nelcor
Oh Lord I’m stuck in PEDS again
The results of the nasal washing said it was RSV
Somewhere I lost my stethoscope
And I really have to pee
I came here to do a treatment
Now it looks like we’ll need a vent
Oh Lord stuck in PEDS again
If I had a dollar for every neb
I did
And every time I’ve gotten paged
To start another kid
You know I’d catch the elevator
Back to where I’ve been
Oh Lord I’m stuck in PEDS again
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