Some say that it is for glasses
To rest upon your face
Some say that it can be useful
To run a winning race
Some say that it should be touching
Your hands when you say grace
I say that with resting breathing
It holds a special place

It's the heart of a great story
About a young reindeer
It's the dream of Michael Jackson
That his will disappear
It's the one thing that can always
Make someone feel quite sick
When they find that they have stumbled
On someone in a pick

The reason we have this organ
Is a truth that should be told
Its uses may seem quite varied
To the layman both young and old
But for R.T.s and their brethren
It's a fact everyone knows
Filter warm and humidify
Is why God gave us the nose

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