Based on "My Sharona" written by Doug Fieger and Berton Averre
Doctor says he's really stumped really stumped
Because he can't figure out my pneumonia
Ooh it's clogging up my lungs up my lungs
Why the devil can't I shake my pneumonia
Coughing never stops fever's up 101.9
Antibiotics haven't worked for the second time
Why why why why why ooh
M-M-M-My pneumonia
Cough into a sterile cup sterile cup
Trying to identify my pneumonia
Take another bunch of blood bunch of blood
Hope that they can figure out my pneumonia
Coughing never stops fever's up 101.9
Antibiotics haven't worked for the second time
Why why why why why ooh
M-M-M-My pneumonia
It's starting to get to me get to me
Missed a week of work 'cause of my pneumonia
My sick days are history history
Might get fired because of my pneumonia
Coughing never stops fever's up 101.9
Antibiotics haven't worked for the second time
Why why why why why ooh
M-M-M-My pneumonia
M-M-M-My pneumonia