BREAKING UP TENACIOUS GOO (FAST)

 

Based on “Breaking Up Is Hard To Do” written by Neil Sedaka and Howard Greenfield

 

Chest percussion or CPT
Is a certain kind of therapy
It’s a method tried and true
For breaking up tenacious goo

If a patient is not too tight
And his head can tolerate low height
It’s something we can pursue
For breaking up tenacious goo 

It’s good for breaking up thick sticky goo
So the Os the Os can get through
It’s a helping hand to lend
It really feels great when the patient expectorates some
phlegm 

When sputum is in short supply
And congestion levels are too high
Percussion’s an avenue
For breaking up tenacious goo 

It’s good for breaking up thick sticky goo
So the Os the Os can get through
It’s a helping hand to lend
It really feels great when the patient expectorates some phlegm 

I’m telling you if coughs are dry
Why not give chest percussion a try
Sometimes it’s the thing to do
To break up that tenacious goo

 

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