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Mucous is a world within itself
With each stringy gooey slimy strand
But the aversion some people have
To it I will never understand
And it feels great to help a patient
Get in a coughing groove
And a Therapist will always feel so proud
When that sputum starts to move
Makes you happy all over
Makes you happy all over people
Makes you happy all over
Makes you happy all over people
Mucous knows it is and always will
Be so much more then plain old spit
And there are some rather colorful names
That people will sometimes refer to it
Now there’s loogie goober phlegm ball
And the royal name Sir Muke
And all Respiratory practitioners
Do their best to keep it loose
Makes you happy all over
Makes you happy all over people
Makes you happy all over
Makes you happy all over people
Mucous is the one and only thing
That we Therapists cannot escape
Every day we must put up with it
In every color and size and shape
And it’s fun to sit at a table
With nurses all around
And describe your latest suctioning
Then watch them hit the ground
Makes you happy all over
Makes you happy all over people
Makes you happy all over
Makes you happy all over people
Makes you happy all over
Makes you happy all over people
Makes you happy all over
Makes you happy all over people
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