I, I got a patient that can’t get air
Because of thick sputum that’s stuck way down there
But he can’t tolerate percussion
And the Doctor asked me what else could be done

So I’m giving chest vibration
Promoting expectoration
I’m giving him chest vibration
Promoting expectoration
Chest chest chest chest vibration
Promoting expectoration
Ex ex expectoration
It’s causing a phlegm sensation

I place him
Down in Trendelenburg
Gently lay my hands upon his chest
Then as he exhales
Quickly I move my hands to and fro

Yes I’m giving chest vibration
Promoting expectoration
I’m giving him chest vibration
Promoting expectoration
Chest chest chest chest vibration
Promoting expectoration
Ex ex expectoration
It’s causing a phlegm sensation

It works I swear he’s getting more air
It’s amazing how well chest vibration
Can produce results
It’s amazing how well chest vibration
Can get rid of gunk
It’s amazing how well chest vibration
Is working

Chest chest chest chest vibration
Promoting expectoration
Ex ex expectoration

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