Come they told me (cough and production)
We have a new Q3 (cough and production)
He needs his therapy (cough and production)
Needs it ASAP (Cough choke hack and spit
                         Man he won’t quit
                         He’s having fits)
Won’t you hurry now (expectoration)
CCU one

I grabbed a neb (wheeze rhonchi and rales)
I bypassed the Sure-Med (wheeze rhonchi and rales)
I had a Ventolin (wheeze rhonchi and rales)
To quickly give to him (Rales rhonchi and wheeze
                                    Throw in a sneeze
                                    Snot thick as cheese)
I was ready now (expectoration)
To help him out

I proceeded (thick gobs of sputum)
To where I was needed (thick gobs of sputum)
I opened up the door (thick gobs of sputum)
And almost hit he floor (Cough cough cough cough cough)
                                    Cough cough cough cough)
                                    Cough  cough cough cough)
Then he smiled at me (my body went numb)
It was Don

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